"The model I tried was made by GeekDesk, an online furniture company founded by Donovan McNutt, a computer programmer. An inner-tube accident as a teenager left Mr. McNutt, now 44, with a bad back."
Inner-tube accident.
McNutt: Dad, I can't go to baseball practice because my back hurts.
Dad: You lazy, entitled shit. Go outside before I choke you.
McNutt: But, dad, my back! Remember? The accident?
Dad: The inner-tube?
McNutt: The inner-tube.
Dad: Oh, jesus christ. You suck.
McNutt: (fap)
Epilogue. McNutt builds desk.
The end.
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