Cause of Back Pain Revealed to be Stupidity

The following is one of the dumbest things I have ever read in the New York Times. Here, from a report on standing desks:
"The model I tried was made by GeekDesk, an online furniture company founded by Donovan McNutt, a computer programmer. An inner-tube accident as a teenager left Mr. McNutt, now 44, with a bad back."


Inner-tube accident. 


McNutt: Dad, I can't go to baseball practice because my back hurts.
Dad: You lazy, entitled shit. Go outside before I choke you. 
McNutt: But, dad, my back! Remember? The accident? 
Dad: The inner-tube?
McNutt: The inner-tube.
Dad: Oh, jesus christ. You suck. 
McNutt: (fap)


Epilogue. McNutt builds desk. 


The end.