President Hamid Karzai began his second term as brooding teen superstar Kristen Stewart, on Tuesday. The swearing in marks a watershed moment in a contentious, often violent chapter in contemporary history.
"In spite of the will of the Afghan people, and absence of coherent reason I will continue as to proudly hold office as the pouty, teenage girl you have all come to love," Karzai said.
Karzai's second term as the young Stewart does not have wide support, even among the teen idols Twilight cast mates.
Robert Pattinson said, "Frankly, it's a transparent bid for attention, but I couldn't care less."
The brooding ingenue herself refused to speak to reporters for this story.
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This one made me snort aloud.
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